Wise cats

I have found the ultimate happiness. Knowing is happiness. Wisdom lies in the knowing of the path that we will soon trod. Here’s a list of the little things that have set my mind free. I can see visualize myself in every frame.

1. Exploring every nook and crannies of the world, breathing in air of different altitudes and compare the difference. Store them in little bottles, label them accordingly, and give it to the unfortunates and immobile to get a taste real freedom. Or better still; sell them to people who are too lazy to travel and make big money!!!!!

2. Breach the gap by speaking as many languages as I can manage to learn. Reach out, absorb! In the meantime, get contacts from respective countries to sell my bottled air. Est-ce que vous voulez acheter ça? C’est d’Afrique et n’est pas cher!

3. Eliminate the concept of religion, it segregates people into believing that we have different interests. When that is achieved, I can globalize my bottled mountain/rainforest/volcanic air business as everyone would like the same things. Yes, everyone will fight to own my signature product!

4. A cybersampler lomography camera to eternalize good moments with friends and family. Very crucial when I need to be photographed in style during the official opening of my 102th concept store in Japan and the 103th in Patagonia.

5. Having a happening life as such is indeed taxing. Three nice bowls of “the” mushroom soup from Italianni’s delivered to my doorstep every evening would make my day complete.

Wow, the prospects are so real! I can feel it in my bones. But you see, first of all, I need something rather desperately:

1. A dose of discipline injected into my bloodstream now, probably would need 2-3 extra shots.

2. A nice pair of Teva sandals in a design which I like, probably I should design one. The journey is long and comfort is blessing.

3. Again, lots and lots of nutritious, beautiful food.


In order to achieve all of the above, I will need loads of dosh. This is something which I loathe to admit: Everything in the world needs money, no matter how much we deny it. It is the root of all evil but without it, no meaningful battle can be started.

I have an idea, why don’t you guys do something and raise me some funds? I will pay you back once I make huge profit from selling air. Trust me, it works!

Thanks in advance.